BOOOO! Happy Halloween!

BuZZZZZZZ


Yes i am a bumble bee for my first Halloween!
I also have this other outfit that i have a pumpkin butt.


I am looking forward to giving out candy and doing a little trick or treat on my parents throughout the day. We may even take a walk to Grandparent Conte house and get some candy...but Mommy and Daddy will end up eating it..no fair..I am doing all the work being cute!

Pictures

I have all my pictures up here
http://babylynch.shutterfly.com/
I will make my parents take more pictures as soon as I get fed!

Busy times

Sunday was fun. My grandpa, uncle and friend visited me while i watched my first Giant game. They beat the Steelers giving my Daddy some heartburn...like i did to mommy for 9 months.


Grandpa Lynch was mean and said I was going to be cute. Mommy corrected him and told him I AM cute. As my cousin Patricia said, I am the most gorgeous Lynch. Ok, maybe she said I am another gorgeous Lynch, but I have my own opinion. Uncle Stephen fed me and burped me and held me for like 2 hours...that was nice. Grandpa Benny help me...said ok I am leaving in 5 minutes. He must have meant football minutes because that seemed more like an hour. If both sets of Grandparents come over...mom and dad could sleep for 10 hours because i will never hit the crib. Yes I am spoiled, but I deserve it!

Monday was my first chance to embarrass my parents. We went to the doctors, they make me get naked and put me on a cold scale. I retaliated. I peed all over the table. I had 3 people scramble for towels. I came home and eat and slept. I am putting on 1.5 ounces a day. I have a lot of cute clothes i need to fit into. I am digging this bath thing. I think this bath, massage, full attention is not a bad deal.
Chrissy changed my diaper and fed me today. All these wonderful people are getting lulled into thinking my demeanor is so sweet and cute...just wait till the real diapers kick in!

What up world

so I went to the Doctors for the first time and boy that was an experience. I got fondled and manipulated...so i cried and cried and made my Daddy scramble. That was fun. I fell under 8 lbs, not so good but now i get both bottle and natural and i am stuffed. Good to be the baby. I love being in the milk coma. My eyes are all googly and I look like i am a stuffed toy
Last night I was good baby to and let mommy sleep. we all got up at 9.
This morning I met my cousin JJ and he was a big boy...he is trouble...he is fast and runs and likes to eat kibble...cat dog, anything...but he aint nothing compared to where i will be in a few months.
I gained back a few ounces already...all is good...sleepy time, Auntie Ralphie is held me and i was so comfy...
I then took my first bath. I wanted to cry and pout...but i like the bath...i was all clean and then i napped. I think when Grampa Mario comes later, I will cry, and move and see him squirm

Mamma, I'm coming home!

Yes, unfortunately in-utero, my dad thought it would be a swell idea to play music for me. Most babies (from what i was told in the nursery) listen to Mozart or muzak. I was subjected to Ozzie and Guns and Roses, thus the title.

Today i was let go of the only place i knew, White Plains hospital. I had people at my beckon call...err cry. I then was put into this cramp seat, things blurred by. Then again, everything blurs by....will these eyes focus please, i know i look like a carnival toy with those googly eyes.

I come home...all I see are these furry little creatures...more furry than me! It was funny to make them freak out when I let out my, I'm Home! cry. There's one who meows for food, so I like him, I cry for mine. We both like to sleep on Mommy..this actually may be my rival to think about it further. Then there's one who just loves to hear herself talk. there are two others who fight all the time.
Daddy put together a swing for me and as soon as i sat in it, I cried, just to show him who runs this joint now. They haven't showed me my new room, I better like it. I hope there are nurses up there. I will update everyone on night one later...I slept all day..so it should be fun for mommy and daddy.

I'm Here!

So it was actually yesterday. but I got a little tired with being born, trying to learn to feed, getting poked and prodded and all of this in my first 2 hours! SO... 8:08am on October 20th in the year 2008 was born a child to the couple of Sylvia and Brian. I am here!


I met my dad and was easy on him, didn't cry much and waited a solid 3 hours before he had to change a very yucky diaper. Mommy is great. She goes through a surgery that if i had to describe what they did to get me out. I would make some people queasy. Lets jsut say they sent in a troop to go get me. I did play a mean joke on mommy by breaking the water 4 hours before they went to get me. You know i am meant to be live my life with sarcasm as a my M.O.
I am amused by who will and won't pick me up. Seems like the guys are more scared of me than the women. i will cry to make them squirm more!

Now, to get this feeding, sleeping and focusing the yes and seeing non blurry thing down.

trying to sleep in here

So, Mommy has been cleaning and moving and just doing alot of stuff....it's as if someone is coming tomorrow. Then she puts her computer on me and a really don't like it. I kick and kick and she still puts it on me.
I feel like i am on a cruise....surrounded by water, all I can eat buffet, all my needs taken care of. I like this bubble living, i suggest it for everyone. I just need a peephole out.
so we wake up for our trip tomorrow. Auntie Ralph picks us up at 5am. Wonder where the destination is. As long as mommy doesn't put the computer on my head...i think i will have fun.

Funny feeling

So the last couple of days i am swashing around here and i knocked my head and i think i heard something pry loose...no matter...this bubble is impenetrable! I think i will stay here a few more weeks. I am nowhere near the exit and until I am ready, they can't do nothing about it. I hear mommy complain i have a big head...but with my back ground, 98% of it is ego! This trip mommy and daddy is packing for sounds fun. i wonder where we are going. they are packing clothes for me, but i am not sure how they can put them on me, considering the whole water bubble and small opening obstacle. Time to step on mommy's bladder and make her run to the small room with the flushy sounds! I have this funny feeling bout the trip though...

I feel violated...

So Mommy went to the doctors today...they poked, prodded, took video and did all sorts of stuff to see when i will make my debut. I don't wanna come out. I told them, if they want me, they going to have to go find me. Plus try getting a watermelon into a paper towel tube....i don't want a conehead!
I hear i am going on a trip on Monday...who knows what that means. time to elbow mommy's kidneys.

I was bored this morning so...

I twisted and turned inside mommy to make her feel all crampy. I had mommy and daddy timing something, but i think i will wait until the most inopportune time to make my debut. Daddy is going to a Jet game tomorrow....he went to a Ranger game last night...maybe tomorrow...around 1:15...

Mommy's trying!

So...I am stuck floating here....Mommy wants me out. She walked and walked...she ate a forest of pineapples, and she even ate jalapenos. I am not coming out. The doctors are confused but my Honduran stubbornness makes me stay in here. I think i will kick and let mommy know i am here.