Tuesday, December 30, 2008

So on Christmas eve, Mommy and Daddy put out the cookies I worked so hard on.

The next morning they were gone! That guy in the red suit did come!


He left me so many gifts! I was happy. I got a wagon and dolls and fun stuff.
I needed some help to open all these gifts. Luckily Jaxi was ready to help.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Baking Some Cookies for the Red Suit man


So Here I am trying to make these cookies for this Santa guy so he leaves me stuff on Christmas. All i can do it help daddy by telling him how to make the cookies.
Just wait till next year whenI can get my hands in the flour. I am sure I will be a huge help!

Month 2

These are pictures from 10/20, 11/20 and 12/20
So Have I Changed much?



Saturday, December 20, 2008

Santa and Snow


So Santa came and saw me today, He came on a fire engine. It was loud. Lots of music. The sirens were interesting and made me smile. There were all sorts of flashy lights and trucks. They were all nice.Then I had my first interaction with snow. It is more comfy than i thought. I think there is some real nice possibilities with this stuff...if I could only tell my hands to go where I want them to go. It would help if I could find my hands in this snow suit.




Daddy picked me up and saved my bum from getting frost bite...I had snow all over and then got it on Daddy.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Let it Snow!




Today is my first real snow that I will see...I am so excited that I have slept all morning and will keep mommy busy all afternoon so i can see this white stuff come and pile up.

This whole Christmas thing is neat. I like these flashing lights and the candles in the window makes me stare for hours. This Santa guy better come through though, soon i will be crawling and need more than looking at my hands and lights to keep me entertained...otherwise poor Mommy and Daddy!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Today Mommy said she had a surprise for me. I was excited, I like surprises! Mommy took me to my dressing table and showed me some new clothes. They looked funny. Then she dressed me in so many layers , I felt so restricted. Mommy and Daddy were oohing and aahing over me but I don't like these new clothes. Mommy says I look so grown up, like a big girl.

I don't want to be a big girl yet! I'm a baby, I like my comfy sleepers with built in feet! No shoes, socks...heck, I'd rather be free and naked!

Then Mommy puts a bow in my hair and takes my picture. I had to start crying and tell her to get these clothes off me!!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I met this guy yesterday. He made promises of gifts and cheer. All in exchange for cookies. I am 7 weeks old...how can i bake? i want gifts. i like gifts. I am cute, people like to give me stuff....isn't that enough for this old guy with the white beard. He is sure jolly. I think mommy called him Santa.

I decided to not cry at the mall even though there were all these annoying kids around making noise. I am a good girl so i slept until it was time to take a picture and like a good model, i was done in a couple of shots.

I am home now looking at this big green tree with lights on it. I wonder if it has anything to do with gifts. oooh lights.....

Mets

Daddy was taking non stop about the mets and how they now have a closer. I dont know what that is but it sounded good. So he put me in this outfit.
Mommy says rooting for the Mets is a little like when i root for food. It can be fustrating and you don't always get what you want. At least the Giants make daddy happy

Monday, December 8, 2008

So my parents ran, they ran so far away...(Yes this song is way way before my time but it fit...you should hear some of the music i am subjected to)

Ok so they ran errands while i was babysat....first my uncle (not abled or willing to be photographed)

then one set of grandparents then the other set...Hey Grandma, let me help you with your 'coffee'


Just wait until tonight when noone can come help them!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

my visitors!


I met my Long Island buddy, Alba....she is 6 months old and super tall...or i am short...either way, we had fun.
I also met Brian's long time buddy Dan. I was nice and didn't cry. I got some nice clothes which i want to grow into.
I was a good little girl right up until they left, then i let out 5 hours of crying in the next 45 minutes! Lucky parents..hehe

Monday, December 1, 2008

A thankful Thanksgiving




All the grandparents came and we had turkey... actually they had it. I was still stuck with formula. I was passed around all day, was very comfy. I like being spoiled

Next year, i want some sweet potatoes... or else!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

1 month of me!



Yep, a lot has happened so far, but how cute am I?

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

This is the life....

So this weekend was my spa weekend. First i woke after a long snooze (yes, i let my parents get a little sleep).

Then, i got a manicure. Mommy, careful, you hit skin!
Then I got dressed into big girl clothes...a 3 piece outfit with shoes and a bow!
I then played with my toys in my little play gym...i have no clue what this things are, i like shiny stuff though...
I also took a bath, but Auntie Ralphie doesnt like Mommy and Daddy putting up nudie shots of me.

So that was my busy weekend

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Who's the pretty baby next to me?

Yes she is good looking. I can't take my eyes off that beautiful baby.
Looks a little like me, actually! Hey, when i put my arm up, she does too. This baby is mocking me! That's not nice.

Lately i feel like a football. The grandparents all fight over me and pass me around. My abuela even said, "You held her last time, give me the baby, my turn!"


Oh, by the way, if mommy ever eats broccoli again, i think i might pop. I am eco-friendly, my cries are run on natural gas.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Change I believe in!

Diaper change! Yes I can, every hour! sometimes 3 times an hour

I was a big Palin fan...in utero i would kick every time they clapped during her republican convention speech. Plus anything to get women ahead I am with!

I did my civic duty and went with my parents to vote, that was fun, I cried!

and I stayed up with daddy to watch the results.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

How about them Cowboys!


I was watching the Giants beat up on the Cowboys. The Giants are now 2-0 since i was born and only lost once since i have been around. I like when the crowd cheers. I dont know much but I know i have more mobility than that Cowboy quarterback Brad Johnson and I would have made more effort to make tackles than some of those guys.
On other notes...I lost my belly button yesterday...now I have a cute little thingy there. I have also been testing my lungs. I can get mommy to hear me from one floor and a closed door away! I met my neighbor yesterday. She is big. Mommy says she has 14 months on me. She tried to sit in my bouncy seat and steal my binky. I am not sure if she will be my friend or nemesis ...we shall see!

Friday, October 31, 2008

BOOOO! Happy Halloween!

BuZZZZZZZ


Yes i am a bumble bee for my first Halloween!
I also have this other outfit that i have a pumpkin butt.


I am looking forward to giving out candy and doing a little trick or treat on my parents throughout the day. We may even take a walk to Grandparent Conte house and get some candy...but Mommy and Daddy will end up eating it..no fair..I am doing all the work being cute!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Pictures

I have all my pictures up here
http://babylynch.shutterfly.com/
I will make my parents take more pictures as soon as I get fed!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Busy times



Sunday was fun. My grandpa, uncle and friend visited me while i watched my first Giant game. They beat the Steelers giving my Daddy some heartburn...like i did to mommy for 9 months.


Grandpa Lynch was mean and said I was going to be cute. Mommy corrected him and told him I AM cute. As my cousin Patricia said, I am the most gorgeous Lynch. Ok, maybe she said I am another gorgeous Lynch, but I have my own opinion. Uncle Stephen fed me and burped me and held me for like 2 hours...that was nice. Grandpa Benny help me...said ok I am leaving in 5 minutes. He must have meant football minutes because that seemed more like an hour. If both sets of Grandparents come over...mom and dad could sleep for 10 hours because i will never hit the crib. Yes I am spoiled, but I deserve it!

Monday was my first chance to embarrass my parents. We went to the doctors, they make me get naked and put me on a cold scale. I retaliated. I peed all over the table. I had 3 people scramble for towels. I came home and eat and slept. I am putting on 1.5 ounces a day. I have a lot of cute clothes i need to fit into. I am digging this bath thing. I think this bath, massage, full attention is not a bad deal.
Chrissy changed my diaper and fed me today. All these wonderful people are getting lulled into thinking my demeanor is so sweet and cute...just wait till the real diapers kick in!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

What up world



so I went to the Doctors for the first time and boy that was an experience. I got fondled and manipulated...so i cried and cried and made my Daddy scramble. That was fun. I fell under 8 lbs, not so good but now i get both bottle and natural and i am stuffed. Good to be the baby. I love being in the milk coma. My eyes are all googly and I look like i am a stuffed toy
Last night I was good baby to and let mommy sleep. we all got up at 9.
This morning I met my cousin JJ and he was a big boy...he is trouble...he is fast and runs and likes to eat kibble...cat dog, anything...but he aint nothing compared to where i will be in a few months.
I gained back a few ounces already...all is good...sleepy time, Auntie Ralphie is held me and i was so comfy...
I then took my first bath. I wanted to cry and pout...but i like the bath...i was all clean and then i napped. I think when Grampa Mario comes later, I will cry, and move and see him squirm

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Mamma, I'm coming home!


Yes, unfortunately in-utero, my dad thought it would be a swell idea to play music for me. Most babies (from what i was told in the nursery) listen to Mozart or muzak. I was subjected to Ozzie and Guns and Roses, thus the title.

Today i was let go of the only place i knew, White Plains hospital. I had people at my beckon call...err cry. I then was put into this cramp seat, things blurred by. Then again, everything blurs by....will these eyes focus please, i know i look like a carnival toy with those googly eyes.

I come home...all I see are these furry little creatures...more furry than me! It was funny to make them freak out when I let out my, I'm Home! cry. There's one who meows for food, so I like him, I cry for mine. We both like to sleep on Mommy..this actually may be my rival to think about it further. Then there's one who just loves to hear herself talk. there are two others who fight all the time.
Daddy put together a swing for me and as soon as i sat in it, I cried, just to show him who runs this joint now. They haven't showed me my new room, I better like it. I hope there are nurses up there. I will update everyone on night one later...I slept all day..so it should be fun for mommy and daddy.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I'm Here!



So it was actually yesterday. but I got a little tired with being born, trying to learn to feed, getting poked and prodded and all of this in my first 2 hours! SO... 8:08am on October 20th in the year 2008 was born a child to the couple of Sylvia and Brian. I am here!


I met my dad and was easy on him, didn't cry much and waited a solid 3 hours before he had to change a very yucky diaper. Mommy is great. She goes through a surgery that if i had to describe what they did to get me out. I would make some people queasy. Lets jsut say they sent in a troop to go get me. I did play a mean joke on mommy by breaking the water 4 hours before they went to get me. You know i am meant to be live my life with sarcasm as a my M.O.
I am amused by who will and won't pick me up. Seems like the guys are more scared of me than the women. i will cry to make them squirm more!

Now, to get this feeding, sleeping and focusing the yes and seeing non blurry thing down.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

trying to sleep in here

So, Mommy has been cleaning and moving and just doing alot of stuff....it's as if someone is coming tomorrow. Then she puts her computer on me and a really don't like it. I kick and kick and she still puts it on me.
I feel like i am on a cruise....surrounded by water, all I can eat buffet, all my needs taken care of. I like this bubble living, i suggest it for everyone. I just need a peephole out.
so we wake up for our trip tomorrow. Auntie Ralph picks us up at 5am. Wonder where the destination is. As long as mommy doesn't put the computer on my head...i think i will have fun.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Funny feeling

So the last couple of days i am swashing around here and i knocked my head and i think i heard something pry loose...no matter...this bubble is impenetrable! I think i will stay here a few more weeks. I am nowhere near the exit and until I am ready, they can't do nothing about it. I hear mommy complain i have a big head...but with my back ground, 98% of it is ego! This trip mommy and daddy is packing for sounds fun. i wonder where we are going. they are packing clothes for me, but i am not sure how they can put them on me, considering the whole water bubble and small opening obstacle. Time to step on mommy's bladder and make her run to the small room with the flushy sounds! I have this funny feeling bout the trip though...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I feel violated...

So Mommy went to the doctors today...they poked, prodded, took video and did all sorts of stuff to see when i will make my debut. I don't wanna come out. I told them, if they want me, they going to have to go find me. Plus try getting a watermelon into a paper towel tube....i don't want a conehead!
I hear i am going on a trip on Monday...who knows what that means. time to elbow mommy's kidneys.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

I was bored this morning so...

I twisted and turned inside mommy to make her feel all crampy. I had mommy and daddy timing something, but i think i will wait until the most inopportune time to make my debut. Daddy is going to a Jet game tomorrow....he went to a Ranger game last night...maybe tomorrow...around 1:15...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Mommy's trying!

So...I am stuck floating here....Mommy wants me out. She walked and walked...she ate a forest of pineapples, and she even ate jalapenos. I am not coming out. The doctors are confused but my Honduran stubbornness makes me stay in here. I think i will kick and let mommy know i am here.