Who's the pretty baby next to me?

Yes she is good looking. I can't take my eyes off that beautiful baby.
Looks a little like me, actually! Hey, when i put my arm up, she does too. This baby is mocking me! That's not nice.

Lately i feel like a football. The grandparents all fight over me and pass me around. My abuela even said, "You held her last time, give me the baby, my turn!"


Oh, by the way, if mommy ever eats broccoli again, i think i might pop. I am eco-friendly, my cries are run on natural gas.